North Pole Update

North Pole Update August 1, 2009

Well Santa got back from his vacation. Like every year, He went to his favorite island in the Pacific.

This year Elex the Elf gave him a ride in the sled to Canada. Then Santa boarded a plane for his trip. Elex the Elf flew by the plane after it took of to wave a finale goodbye. Elex flew a little close to the right engine. Now there are two extra reindeers to help Rudolph guide the sled.

Around the North Pole we have heard some rumors about how Santa was doing on his vacation. A couple are not true, so they will be cleared up here.

One rumor was that, at the airport, the line for security was very slow and Santa got stuck in it for three hours. This is not true, Santa was stuck in the metal detector for three hours.

Also there was a rumor that a whale had washed up on the beach in front of the resort hotel where Santa was staying. This is not true, Santa just fell asleep on the beach.

A couple of thing we heard are true. There was a earthquake that shook the whole island while Santa was there. We ask Santa about this. He said it happen while he was at his favorite night spot out on the dance floor boogieing.

Also we heard from Santa that the economy isn’t very good there. He said the all-you-can eat restaurant went bankrupted the day after he ate there.

Also there is a rumor about Santa, an ox cart, and a parrot. We have no idea what this is.


North Pole Update September 1, 2009

In this months update are some past Christmas letters to Santa.
We didn’t know which ones to put in. So we have a random selection.


Dear Santa
I have been good all year. I want a doll. I want a water shirt. I want a box of candy. I want a dollhouse. Doll wants a raincoat. Doll wants a car. Doll wants furniture.
Sally

Hi Old Man
Want to go out with my sister? She’s as fat as you are.
Tommy

Santa
I been good. I want a race car. A six shooter. A pumpkin. A monkey gong set.
I want a new bigger size bicycle. A new ghost costume for Halloween.
A dvd player. A can of snow for the Christmas tree. A floor mat for the back seat of the car. A electric train. A box of toothpicks for Grampa. I know this is a lot of stuff. But you can give me these and not give presents to Jake. Cause he broke my pencil.
Frank

Mr Claus
Enclose is the bill for the chimney repair. You better pay up. Who do you think you are anyway? Who said you could land on my roof? You crashed into the chimney. Bricks go flying everywhere. And what is a person to do with a dead raindeer left on the roof?
Mr Smitmader

I want to know why you left me a monkey gong set last year?
I didn’t even write you a letter.
Why did my little brother get Chocolate covered Easter bunnies wrapped in Christmas wrappers?
Matty

I have only two hands you know. The Elves do nothing at all. And taking care of reindeers is a whole different thing. Those brats don’t deserve anything anyway. Who wants to eat all them cookies? Who said I’m suppose to do this stuff anyway? I just like getting out once a year and peeking into bedrooms.
Santa

Oh no. That’s a letter from Santa. Better not put that in.


North Pole Update October 1, 2009

Christmas decorations can be costly, so it’s best to reuse the old decorations as much as possible. Spending time to get them fixed up can be a money saver.

To make Santas sled and raindeers.
Use a hollowed out pumpkin and two brooms for the sled.
Us brown painted black cats for reindeers.
If not enough black cats can be found, wait for thanksgiving and use some turkeys.
Use the scarecrow painted red for Santa Claus.

A few years back there were some complaints that the Christmas season was getting to commercialized. So we got to work on this. Now the holiday season starts on September first and ends the second week in January. Christmas season in lost somewhere in the middle of the this. Have any other complaints, just mail them in, and we will fix them up also.

Here at the North Pole we have been considering expanding are operation. We are thinking about moving into Halloween. We have a few ideas. So we’re putting them out here to get opinions on them.

Santa wearing a pumpkin custome.

Santa sticking his head into a big tub of water to bob for apples.

Getting a white sheet and dressing Santa as a ghost. We’re already working on this project. We’re sewing all the elves bed sheets together.

Collecting Halloween candy for recycling. Santa going from door to door trick or treating with his big green bag. The elves are busy cutting up last years wrapping paper to use to rewrap the candy.